ultimate insult Jokes In Hindi

ultimate insult Jokes In Hindi.

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ultimate insult Jokes In Hindi.

 


Khush to bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kuchh aisi hai,
1st april jo hai aaj,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho.. saal mai 1 hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhare naam.


Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..

Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Wah wah…

Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..

Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.


In me se koi 1 chez select karo
1.Hthora
2.pathar
3.Gun
4.Pipe
5.Tube
6.Mike
7.Raad
8.Danda

Or

apne sar pe zor se maro.
Kanjus kuch to sharm kar liya kar.


Girl Friend: I want a
‘Blackberry’ or
‘Apple’
on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!

BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..

2 Kilo Leta Aaunga.. ?


Achchi Baat to Sabko Achchi Lagti hai dosto…

Lekin..

Jab Tumhe Kisi ki Buri Baat bhi acchi Lage to Smjho ke..

Tumhe Pyar ..
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Nahi hua hai, ZALEEL hone ki Aadat ho Gai hai..!!


1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap ke samne to wo kuch bhi nahi tha,


What is the full form of singh:

S-sardar
I-insaan
N-nahi
G-gadha
H-hai.


Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!


When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!


Boy: Hi
Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ?

Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World.

Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. …… :'( 😀 😀
So Sweet Of You 🙂 🙂
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Boy: But She Is Not Replying
So I Am Texting You..:P 😛


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loot-loo! loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe MSG karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.


Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’


Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly


Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.


Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers


Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega


I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”


A boy calls his EX-
Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you..
Gal : Awwwww.. even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi?
Boy : Ek thi daayan :P:D


A girl puts status on Facebook:
Feeling fresh…!!!

Boy comments:
Tatti kar li kya??

*blocked forever*


Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha:
Apne bade bhai ke pair chhu rahe ho?

Ladka bola: JI BHABHI JI! ?


Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why ?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook!!!


Agar english aati hai to..
Fast padhkar dikaho

My
A My
They My
They They My
A My They na My
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Hahahaha..
Chhutta nahi hain maaf karo..!!!
Aage jao..


Iss dharti se lekar uss amber tak..
Do hi cheez gazab ki hai..

Ek mera bholapan.. ek tera kaminapan.


Maine 1 din Mandir ki Daan Peti mein
1 rupaya daal kar 1 achha dost manga..
Tab Bhagwan ne Muje tum se milaya aur kaha:
1 rupaye mein AISA hi milega.


Child: Mummy why Gandhiji has no hair on his head?
Mummy: Because he spoke only truth.
Child: Now I understand why ladies have long hair….
Moral:- Remains the same.


 

One comment

  1. Very nice collection. On that occasion of 1 April people try to manipulate other persons with telling lie or using these kind of jokes. Funny jokes is a way to making someone to laugh in stressed, trapped, in illness and depressed situations. Thanks for this awesome jokes blog.

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