Sex Karne Ki Jagha Nahi Mill Paati

Santa: “India Mein 90% Log Isliye Sex Nahi Kar Paate Kyunki Unhain Jaga Nahi Milti” Banta: “Haan Yaar Tu Thik Kah Raha Hai, Maine Bhi Ek Baar Koshish Ki Thhi Par Mujhe Jagha Nahi Mili” Santa: “Phir?”Banta: “Phir Ladki Ke Khud Hi Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ki Jagha Taango Ke Bich Mein Hoti Hai“.

Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Kal Chode So Aaz Chod, Aaz Chode So Ab,Bibi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosin Chodego Kab. Aisi Ladki Chodiyo, Land Ka Aapa Khoye,Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Bibi Wo Hi Hoye. Bada Hua To Kya Hua, Tera Lund Hujur,Hamne Bhi To Ladkiyon Se, Maze Liye Bharpur. Karat Karat Chudai Se, Land Hot Balwan,Chut Mein Awat Jaat…… Continue reading Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Santa Aur Videshi Mam

Ek Videshi Mam India Ghumne Aayi Hui Thhi. Santa Guide Ban Ke Usko Ghuma Raha Thha, Ek Din Sadak Pe Kutta Kutti Ko Sex Karte Dekh Kar Mam Ne Pucha: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Hai?” Santa: “Ye Sweater Bunn Rahe Hai” Madam: “Kya Tum Bhi Kuch Bunn Sakte Ho?” Santa Khushi Se: “Haanji Jarur” Hotel…… Continue reading Santa Aur Videshi Mam

Sabka Number Aayega

Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye Aur Usko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag Gaye Ladki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi: “Kutto Kamino, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega“

Daddy Mujhe Aj Jaruri Pese Chahiye

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Se, Beta: “Daddy Mujhe Paise Do Mujhe Jaruri Chahiye”—- Papa: “Nahi Doonga Or Vese Bhi Mere Paas Nahi Hai” Beta: “Toh Kya Swaad Lene Ke Liye Paida Kiya Tha?” Papa: “Bhonsdi Ke Teri Maa Ki Choot Abhi Tak Band Nahi Hui Hai… Wapis  Ja Ke Ghuss Ja Andar…“

A Friend Is Like…..

A Friend Is Like A Panty – Always ComfortableA Good Friend Is Like A Bra – Always SupportiveBest Friend Is Like A Condom – Always Protective

Santa Ka Omelet

Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Condom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai“

She And Me Alone in Night

The Sky Was DarkThe Moon Was HighAll Alone Just Her And I Her Hair So SoftHer Eyes So BlueI Knew Just What She Wanted To DoHer Skin So SoftHer Legs So FineI Ran My Fingers Down Her Spine——- I Didn’t Know HowBut I Tried My BestTo Place My Hand On Her Breast I Remember My…… Continue reading She And Me Alone in Night