Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai Teacher: “Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.” Santa: “My Penis In Ur Hand” Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai Santa: “Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha“
What Is Nitrate?
Chemistry Class Mein Teacher Ne Ek Ladki Se Pucha Teacher: “What Is Nitrate?” Ladki Ne Sharmate Hue Kaha: “Sir, Night Rate Is About 1500 Excluding Hotel Charges“
Darshan Tu De Hi De Gariban Nu
Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe The: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu.” Ek Jatt Mandir Ke Aage Se Nikal Raha Tha Or Uski Bete Ki Bahu Ka Naam Bhi Darshan Kaur Tha Bhajan Sun Ke Jatt Gusse Se Mandir Ke Andar Gaya Or Wo Bhi Bhajan Gaane Lag Gaya: “Darshan Mere Munde…… Continue reading Darshan Tu De Hi De Gariban Nu
I Don’t Want To See Your Face
Husband Asks His Angry Wife For Sex. Wife: “Fuck Off, I Don’t Want To See Your Face” Angry Hubby: “Neither Do I, Lets Do It Doggy Style“
Bada Mushkil Hai Karna
1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui.4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!
Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?
Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thhi Grahak Ne Pucha: “Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?” Callgirl: “500 Rs”Garahak: “Jhooth Mat Bol” Callgirl: “Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi“
Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Bashan
Baba Ramdev Ji Ek Din Yoga Karate Hue Logo Ko Samjha Rahe Thhe Ramde: “Aj Ki Aurat Itne Kam Kapde Pehnti Hai Ki Taange, Peeth, Pura Badan Nanga Dikhta Hai, Yaha Tak Ki Bra Tak Kapdo Ke Ander Se Dikhti Hai”Bheed Mein Se Santa Ki Awaj Aayi: “Baba Ji Aap Yoga Karvao, Lund Khada Mat…… Continue reading Baba Ramdev Ji Ka Bashan
Why Do You Love Doing That So Much?
Santa Was Lying In Bed With His New Thai Girlfriend In A Hotel In The Thai Resort Of Phuket. After Having Great Sex, She Spent The Next Hour Just Rubbing Santa’s Testicles – Something She Loved To Do. As Santa Was Enjoying It, He Turned And Asked Her: “Why Do You Love Doing That So Much?”…… Continue reading Why Do You Love Doing That So Much?
Next Sequel Of Cheeni Kum?
Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant? A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada.
Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai
Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai” Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai“