main apni sarkar ka bahut shukrgujar hu,
jinki wajah se main,
tuti hui sadko par to-wheller chalati hui,
ladkio ke uchalte hue bobe dekh pata hu.
1000+ NON VEG SMS JOKES FOR GIRLFRIEND
daadi ko geeta padte dekh pote ne
apni mummy se pucha
“ma daadi kon si exam ki tayari kr rahi hai,
maa:- beta ye final year ki tayari kar rahi hai.
sarpanch ke chunav mein ek aadmi,
ka chunav nishan bed tha,
aur vote mangte hue weh hath jod ke bola,
babhi abki baar bed pe hi dena.
desh ke yuwao ke liye ek sandesh,
agar tum desh badalna chahte ho to abhi badlo,
kyunki…..
agar shadi ho gayi to tum desh kya,
T.V ka channel bhi nahi badal paoge.
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suno ji, maine naye detergent se apna
naya suit dhoya aur wo chota ho gaya,
ab kya karu ?????
pati : usi detergent se naha bhi le… fit aa jayega.
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He: shopping karne ke baad kya kiya ?
She: ?????????
He: अब ये क्या ?
She: bil LiyaGirl: Tu party mai kiss ke saath gaya?
Boy: a?
Girl: kya matlab?
Boy: akela
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dukandar ko paise dene the… diye kya?
Girl :- ?
Boy :- yeh kya !!!
Girl:- paid. ???
Boy: mein tumhare pyar me zaher pi jaunga
Girl: ?
Boy: Matlab?
Girl: pi ja
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KG Teacher: What comes before and after “K”?
Guddu (Instantly): “Bhosdi” and “madarchod”
Teacher: “Get out…!”
Guddu(walking out of class, murmuring):
Shayad answer “Behen” & “laude” hoga…
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pati ne nashe me biwi ke hole pe ungli rakh ke bola,
“ye rasta kaha jata hai”
biwi uska l**nd pakad ke boli
iss harami se puch, ye roj aata jaata hai.
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ladka speedbreaker ke upar
se gaadi nikalega ya side se,
.
ye ispe depend krta hai ki piche
#dost baitha h ya #girlfriend
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Wife : baby kal main tumhare liye fast krungi,
Husband : na baby arram se karenge,
maje le leke dhire dhire feel ke sath,
Wife : hawas ke kutte mein wart ki baat kr rahi hu.
jo log bolte hai bina DJ ki baraat,
aur bina patake ki diwali manane chaiye,
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aise logo ko bina choot ki biwi deni chaiye
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