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Adult Jokes in hindi

Ek Pathan Ki Shaadi Ke 3 Din Baad Uski Patni Boli, “Maine Apse Shaadi
Is Liye Ki Hai Ki Humare Bache Hon, Is Liye Nahi Ke Mujhe Poty Khul
Kar Aaye…..


Adult Jokes in hindi

Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.
Patni Poore Gusse Se Apne Baccho Ko Kehti Hai: “Agar Tumhare Daddy Aaye To Tumne Darwaja Nahi Kholna.”
Raat Ko 12 Baje Ke Baad Aadmi Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.
Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: “Jaao Wahin Jahan Se Aaye Ho.”
Aadmi Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: “Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Wo Party Mein Bohat Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.
Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya.
Patni: “Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.”


Most Boys Don’T Lyk Touch Screen Mobile, U Know Why? Jinhe Dabane Ki Aadatho,Unhe Bas Touch Karneme Kahan Maza Aayega…!!!!


Pathan Ki Biwi Suhagrat Ke Baad Us Se Ladte Hue Boli.
Biwi: “Mere Ko Abhi Talak Chahiye”
Pathan Ke Tote Ud Gaye, Hairani Se Puchha
Pathan: “Par Begum Kyu?”
Biwi: “Abe Jitna Tera Smaan Hai, Us Se Badi To Shabir Bhai Ki Zuban Hai“


Chor Ne Dudhwale Ko Nanga Karke Ped Se Bandh
Diya Aur Sari Bhains Le Gaya.
Subah Logo Ne Use Khola To Usne Bhains Ke
Bachhde Ko Khub Mara.
Logo Ne Kaha Is Bejuban Ko Kyo Marte Ho?
Dudhwala: Ye Maadarch*D 4 Mahine Ka Ho Gaya Par Gand* Ko Than Aur L*Nd Me Fark Nahi Malum.
Maa Chod Di Raat Bhar Chus Chus Ke.