An Architect dies and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The Architect is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls and asks Satan, “So, how’s it going down there?”
Satan says, “Hey things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there’s no telling what this Architect is going to come up with next.”
God is horrified.
“What? You’ve got an Architect? That’s a mistake–he should never have gone down there! You know all Architect’s go to Heaven. Send him up here!”
Satan says, “No way. I like having an Architect on the staff. I’m keeping him.”
God says, “Send him back up here or I’ll sue you.”
“Yeah, right,” Satan laughs, “and where are you going to get a lawyer?”????????????????????????
