Bhagwan Ji Aur India Ka Survery

Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne Mein Mast Ho Gaya

Par Ek Din Usne Socha Ki Main Dharti Pe Apna Ek Farishta Behjta Hun.

Bhagwan Ne Farishte Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Ja Jake Dekh Ke Aa Dharti Pe Kya Chal Raha Hai, Aur Ye Pata Laga Ke Aa Ki Vahan Pe Sab Se Soft, Sabse Hard Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Fir Bhi Darti Pe Hai”

Farishta Dharti Pe Aya Aur Indian Mein Pahunch Gaya. Survey Karne Ke Baad Jab Vapis Bhagwan Ke Pass Pahuncha

Bhagwan Ne Pucha: “Batao Sab Se Soft Cheez Kya Hai?”

Farishta: “Ji Dharti Pe Sabse Soft Cheez Gaand Hai”

Bhagwan Ne Hairani Hoke Pucha: “Achha, Wo Kaisi?”

Farishta: “Ji, Jisko Dekho Kisi Ko Bhi Bol Deta Hai Ki Oye Main Teri Gaand Phad Doonga”

Bhagwan Bole: “Hmmm, Sabse Hard Cheez Konsi Hai?”

Farishta: “Sabse Hard Cheez Hai Jhanth Ka Bal”

Bhagwan: “Hadd Hai, Vo Bala Kaisi?”

Farishta: “Waha Har Koi Ye Bol Deta Hai Ki Tu Meri Jaanth Ka Baal Bhi Nahi Ukhaad Sakta”

Bhagwan Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Par Fir Bhi Vo Hai?”

Farishta: “Ji, Wahan Pe Maa Behan Ke Lode Bhi Hai”

Bhagwan Ji Gaddi Se Uchhal Ke Bole: “Wo Kaisi?”

Farishta: “Har Koi Bol Deta Hai Teri Maa Ka Loda , Teri Bahan Ka Loda.”