Boss hired a sexy secretary; 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office…….
*Police:* Who was there at that time in the room?
*Secretary:* I was there.
*Police:* What happened? Why did he commit suicide?
*Secretary:* He was a good man. One day he bought me a *fur coat* for $20,000 then he bought me a diamond *necklace* for $150,000 then he bought me a *diamond ring* for $50,000.
Today he asked me to spend the night with him.
I told him I charge $100 a night….and he just went to the window and jumped!
*Moral:* _Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing…_