Comedy Jokes

Boss hired a sexy secretary

​Boss hired a sexy secretary; 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 27th floor office…….


*Police:* Who was there at that time in the room?

*Secretary:* I was there.

*Police:* What happened? Why did he commit suicide?

*Secretary:* He was a good man. One day he bought me a *fur coat* for $20,000 then he bought me a diamond *necklace* for $150,000 then he bought me a *diamond ring* for $50,000.

Today he asked me to spend the night with him. 

I told him I charge $100 a night….and he just went to the window and jumped!


 *Moral:* _Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing…_