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Hot girl Name IPL 2022 Girl

Hot girl Name IPL 2022 Girl

IPL is back and so is cameraman.

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Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej

Ek Shehar Ka Ladka Pehli Baar Apni Sasural Mein Gaya

Vahan Jaakar Apne Sale Se Pucha: “Yahan Koi Enjoy Karne Wali Cheej Hai Kya?

Saala Bola: “Nahi, Ek Thi Par Wo Aap Le Gaye.”

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Ghera Banao, Ghera Banao – A Mystery

Ek Jail Mein Pichle Kuch Dino Se Roj Rat Ko Thodi Der Ke Liye Light Chali Jaati Thi Aur Jor Jor Se Awaj Aati Thhi

Ghera (Round or Circle) Banao, Ghera Banao

Jailer Bechara Bada Pareshan Thha Ki Ye Kya Hota Hai, Light Jane Ki Vajah Se Vo Dekh Bhi Nahi Pata Thha

Lagatar Ek Hafte Tak Esa Hota Raha To Usne Socha Ki Aaj Rat Ko Main Emergency Light Ka Jugad Karta Hun

Pata To Chale Ki Esa Kya Hota Hai Rat Ko

Rat Ko Jaisi Hi Light Jati Hai Aur Awaj Aati Hai Ghera Banao Ghera Banao

Jailer Usi Time Torch Jala Deta Hai Aur Dekhta Hai Ki

Sare Kaidi Ek Line Mein Nange Hoke Ek Dusre Mein Lund Dal Ke Khade Thhe Aur Agle Wala Kaudi Zor Zor Se Chilla Raha Thha

Ghera Banao Ghera Banao.

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Tharkipan Ki Hadd

3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi

1st: “Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode

2nd: “Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode

3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho

Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane..

Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur

Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe

Maa Chod Do Saale Ki

Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu

Mai Hu Iski Maa

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Mummy Ye Kya Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Baccha Apni Mummy Ke Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: “Mummy Ye Kya Hai?

Mummy: “Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai

Baccha: “To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai?

Mummy: “Tune Uske Kab Dekhe?

Baccha: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The

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Women Are The Best Vehicals In The World

Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World

  1. Two Beautiful Headlights in the front.
  2. A great Bumper in the back.
  3. Self Lubricating when Hot, finger Touch Ignition.
  4. Automatic Engine Oil Change Every month.
  5. Any type of Piston Fits.
  6. Multiple Seating Styles & Adjustments.
  7. Comes with Great Accessories.
  8. Has Highest Mileage in 9 Months in just 5 ML.

That’s why men are dying to get a ride………

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First Night Pe Divorce

Pandit Ji Appen Dost Se: “Maine Apni Wife Ko First Night Pe Hi Divorce De Diya Thha

Dost: “Achha Kyu?

Pandit: “Yaar, Maine Rat Ko Uski Panty Ke Uper Label Laga Dekha Thha, Tested OK“.

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One At A Time Please

An Ugly Desperate Woman Went To A Priest Because No One Like Her.

Priest: “Only After Death All Men Will Be Yours.

She Went To Bridge And Jumped But She Fell On A Truck Full Of Bananas.

She Lost Senses And Was Unable To See.

She Touching Her Surrounding, Feeling All The Bananas She Smiled And Said:

Gentlemen, One At A Time Please

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Bhagwan Ji Aur India Ka Survery

Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne Mein Mast Ho Gaya

Par Ek Din Usne Socha Ki Main Dharti Pe Apna Ek Farishta Behjta Hun.

Bhagwan Ne Farishte Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Ja Jake Dekh Ke Aa Dharti Pe Kya Chal Raha Hai, Aur Ye Pata Laga Ke Aa Ki Vahan Pe Sab Se Soft, Sabse Hard Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Fir Bhi Darti Pe Hai

Farishta Dharti Pe Aya Aur Indian Mein Pahunch Gaya. Survey Karne Ke Baad Jab Vapis Bhagwan Ke Pass Pahuncha

Bhagwan Ne Pucha: “Batao Sab Se Soft Cheez Kya Hai?

Farishta: “Ji Dharti Pe Sabse Soft Cheez Gaand Hai

Bhagwan Ne Hairani Hoke Pucha: “Achha, Wo Kaisi?

Farishta: “Ji, Jisko Dekho Kisi Ko Bhi Bol Deta Hai Ki Oye Main Teri Gaand Phad Doonga

Bhagwan Bole: “Hmmm, Sabse Hard Cheez Konsi Hai?

Farishta: “Sabse Hard Cheez Hai Jhanth Ka Bal

Bhagwan: “Hadd Hai, Vo Bala Kaisi?

Farishta: “Waha Har Koi Ye Bol Deta Hai Ki Tu Meri Jaanth Ka Baal Bhi Nahi Ukhaad Sakta

Bhagwan Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aur Esi Konsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Par Fir Bhi Vo Hai?

Farishta: “Ji, Wahan Pe Maa Behan Ke Lode Bhi Hai

Bhagwan Ji Gaddi Se Uchhal Ke Bole: “Wo Kaisi?

Farishta: “Har Koi Bol Deta Hai Teri Maa Ka Loda , Teri Bahan Ka Loda.”

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Baba Lund Kesa Hota Hai

Bhakt: “Baba Lund Kaisa Hota Hai?

Baba: “Koi Mota, Koi Patla, Koi Lambha, Koi Chhota, Koi Bada, Koi Sakhat, Koi Mulayam.

Bhakat: “Baba Lagta Hai Aap Sari Zindgi Gaand Hi Marwate Rahe Ho“.

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Ladki Ki Wet Pussy

Ek Ladki Bathroom Se Nikal Kar Apni Geeli [Wet] Pussy Ko Towel Se Achhi Tarah Se Ponch Rahi Thi

Is Kaam Main Usko Bahut Maja Aa Raha Tha

Fir Usne Usko Ragdna Shuru Kar Diya Use Or Jada Maja Aaya

Fir Uske Ragadne Ki Speed Badti Gayi Badti Gayi

Jab Tak Ki Pussy (Billi) Meownnn Kar Ke Bhag Nahi Gayi.

Girls, Be Kind To Animal Yaar

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Different Types Of Shampoo

Ladki Dukan Pe Jaati Hai Aur Bolti Hai: “Koi Ek Badiya Sa Shampoo Dena

Shopkeeper: “Agar Head Ke Bal Dhone Hai To Head & Shoulder Le Lo Or Panty Ke Bal Dhone Hai To Pantene.

Ladki: “Garnier De Do Gaand Ke Bal Dhone Hai

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Dushashan Kaun Tha?

History Class Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Poocha: “Dushashan Kaun Tha?

Santa: “Chutiya Thha Ji

Madam: “Wo Kaisi?

Santa: “Saale Ne Saadi Ko Khich Ne Mein Time Waste Kar Diya, Utha Bhi To Sakata Tha.

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Dushashan Kaun Tha?

History Class Mein Teacher Ne Bacho Se Poocha: “Dushashan Kaun Tha?”

Santa: “Chutiya Thha Ji”

Madam: “Wo Kaisi?”

Santa: “Saale Ne Saadi Ko Khich Ne Mein Time Waste Kar Diya, Utha Bhi To Sakata Tha.“.

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Romance Mathematics

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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Next Sequel Of Cheeni Kum?

Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant?

A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada.

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Meri Sharan Main Aajao

Gaanv Ke Ek Church Ke Gate Pe Likha Tha: “Jo Paap Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hai Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao

Ek Din Waha Se Ek Callgirl Nikli Aur Usne Wo Padha.

Agle Din Usne Apna Mob No. Us Sentence Ke Niche Likh Ke Ek Line Aur Add Kar Di

Jo Abhi Na Thake Ho Wo Meri Sharan Main Aajao“.

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True Love Poem

Love Is A Gamble, Sex Is A Game,
Boy Do The Thing, Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure, 9 Months Of Pain,
1 Day In Hospital And A Junior Needs A Name

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Tharkipan Ki Hadd

3 Girls Apni Wishes Bata Rhi Thi

1st: “Mere 2 Husband Ho Jo Sari Raat Mujhe Chode

2nd: “Mere 4 Husband Ho Jo Din Raat Ki Shift Lagaaye Aur 24 Ghante Mujhe Chode

3rd: Mera Ek Hi Pati Ho, Uska Chota Sa Lund Ho

Us Se Mera 1 Beta Ho, Jo Badaa Hokar Yuvraj Bane..

Worldcup Ka Final Ho, Last Ball Par 2 Runs Ki Zarurat Ho Aur

Vo Out Ho Jaye, Aur Fir 110 Crore Log Kahe

Maa Chod Do Saale Ki

Aur Mai Pitch Par Jaakar Let Jau Aur Bolu

Mai Hu Iski Maa

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Women Are The Best Vehicals In The World

Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World

  1. Two Beautiful Headlights in the front.
  2. A great Bumper in the back.
  3. Self Lubricating when Hot, finger Touch Ignition.
  4. Automatic Engine Oil Change Every month.
  5. Any type of Piston Fits.
  6. Multiple Seating Styles & Adjustments.
  7. Comes with Great Accessories.
  8. Has Highest Mileage in 9 Months in just 5 ML.

That’s why men are dying to get a ride……….

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Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?

Ek Callgirl Apne Customer Ke Uper Beth Ke Sex Kar Rahi Thhi

Grahak Ne Pucha: “Din Ka Kitna Paisa Kama Leti Ho?

Callgirl: “500 Rs

Garahak: “Jhooth Mat Bol

Callgirl: “Rozi Pe Baithi Hun, Juth Thode Bolungi

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Next Sequel Of Cheeni Kum?

Q. What Would Be The Name Of The Sequel To Cheeni Kum Starring Mallika Sherawat And Rakhi Sawant?

A. Cheeni Kum, Doodh Zyaada.

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Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai

Santa Galti Se Ladies Toilet Mein Guss Jata Hai

Ek Ladies Jo Ander Hoti Hai Chilla Ke Kahti Hai: “Arey Ye Ladies Ke Liye Hai

Santa Apni Zip Khol Ke Kahta Hai: “Ji Ye Bhi Sirf Ladie Ke Liye Hai

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Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

Shadi Ke Liye Ladke Wale Ladki Ko Dekhne Gaye

Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ladke Se Pucha: “Beta Kya Kam Karte Ho?

Ladka: “Ji Samsaj Seva Karta Hun

Maa: “Matlab?

Ladka: “Gire Hue Ko Uthata Hun, Bichde Hue Ko Milata Hun

Maa: “Wo Kaisi?

Ladka: “Bra Banata Hun