Call Girl, Girl Friend Or Biwi Mein Farak

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bacho Se Poocha Teacher: “In 3 Mein Farak Batao? Call Girl, Girl Friend Or Biwi” Sari Class Chup Ho Gayi, Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi AyaItne Mein Santa Bola: “Madam Ji, Prepaid, Postpaid Or Unlimited“.

Send Me A Brother

A Small Boy Wrote A Letter To Santa Claus on Christmas “Send Me A Brother” Santa Wrote Back “First Send Me Your Mother“.

Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya. Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye” Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya. Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte…… Continue reading Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Why You Are Divorcing?

Judge: “You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?” Wife: “You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon“..

Gazab Ki Vakalat Rape Case Mein

Court Mein Rape Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Thha Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha Vakil: “Behenji Kya Hua Tha?” Ladki: “Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya”Vakil: “Fir Kya Hua Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Blouse Fada” Vakil: “Fir Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Pettikot Fada” Vakil: “Fir Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Chud…… Continue reading Gazab Ki Vakalat Rape Case Mein

Bada Mushkil Hai Karna

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui.4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai

Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai” Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?”Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“