Category: Double Meaning Jokes

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bacho Se Poocha Teacher: “In 3 Mein Farak Batao? Call Girl, Girl Friend Or Biwi” Sari Class Chup Ho Gayi, Kisi Ko Jawab Nahi AyaItne Mein Santa Bola: “Madam Ji, Prepaid, Postpaid Or Unlimited“.

Ramdev Ji Ka Special Yoga, Tanaav Grast Logo Ke Liye Kursi Pe Baithao, Aankhein Dheere Dheere Band KaroAur Bolo: “Maa Chudaye Duniya“

A Small Boy Wrote A Letter To Santa Claus on Christmas “Send Me A Brother” Santa Wrote Back “First Send Me Your Mother“.

Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya. Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Aur Bola: “Mujhse Sabse Jyada Aur Tez Chodu Kutta Chahiye” Dukandar Ne Use Sabse Mast Chodu Kutta De Diya. Kisaan Khushi Khushi Apne Ghar Aya Aur Kutte…… Continue reading Wah Re Chodu Kutte

Judge: “You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Attacking You With A Deadly Weapon?” Wife: “You R Wrong, I Am Divorcing Him For Attacking Me Every Night With Dead Weapon“..

Ek Bar Santa Mele Dekhne Shehar Gaya Waha Do Lines Lagi Thi Ek Mein Likha Tha: “Dekhne Ke 20 Rs” Doosri Mein Likha Tha: “Karne Ke 10 Rs” Santa 10rs De Kar Ghoos Gaya Use Waha Ek Bakri Di Gayi Chodne Ko, Santa Ne Use Choda Aur Chala GayaDoosre Din Wo 20 Rs De Kar…… Continue reading Dekhne Ke 20 Rs, Karne Ke 10 Rs

Court Mein Rape Ke Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Thha Jis Ladki Ka Rape Hua Tha Vakeel Ne Us Se Pucha Vakil: “Behenji Kya Hua Tha?” Ladki: “Pehle Isne Mujhe Giraya”Vakil: “Fir Kya Hua Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Blouse Fada” Vakil: “Fir Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Pettikot Fada” Vakil: “Fir Behenji?” Ladki: “Fir Kya, Aapki Behn Chud…… Continue reading Gazab Ki Vakalat Rape Case Mein

Mandir Mein Log Bhajan Gaa Rahe The: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu.” Ek Jatt Mandir Ke Aage Se Nikal Raha Tha Or Uski Bete Ki Bahu Ka Naam Bhi Darshan Kaur Tha Bhajan Sun Ke Jatt Gusse Se Mandir Ke Andar Gaya Or Wo Bhi Bhajan Gaane Lag Gaya: “Darshan Mere Munde…… Continue reading Darshan Tu De Hi De Gariban Nu

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya. 2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua. 3rd Time Jalan Hui.4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua. Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Teacher 10th Class Mein Bacho Ko Smjha Raha Tha Teacher: “Bachho Is Duniya Mein Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai” Ladki: “Sir, Nikal Ke Dikhaiye Na?”Teacher: “Rehne De, Teri Isi Bat Ke Do Matlab Nikal Rahe Hai“