Chudti Kanya Pe Kavita

Narad Ko Aa Gaya Kanya Pe Krodh,Usne Lena Chaha Kanya Se Pratishod,Aur Usne Dia Kanya Ko Pakad Ke Chod,Kanya Ne Kia Narad Ka Bada Virodh,Boli Madarchod Chod Dia Bina Nirodh.

Explain Sex Without Any Bad Word?

Teacher: “Explain Sex Without Any Bad Word?” Santa: “It Is An Entry Of “Polland” Into “Holland” In Between “Thailand” When Man & Woman Both Are In “Nagaland“.

Murge Kitne Ke Hai?

Santa Murga Kharidne Gaya Santa: “Murge Kitne Rs Ke Hai?” Murgewala: “70, 50 Aur 10 Rs Ka” Santa: “10 Rs Ka Itna Sasta Kyu?”Murgewala: “Isko Aids Hai” Santa: “Yehi De De, Maine Khana Hi Hai Kaunsa Gaand Maarni Hai“..

Bacche Tumhara Naam Kya Hai

Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Bache Se Pucha Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?” Bachha: “Hola”Teacher: “Ye Kya Naam Hua?” Bacha: “Main Holi Wale Din Hua Thha” Teacher: “Thanks God, Tum Lohdi Wale Din Nahi Paida Hue“

Letter Type Karna Hai

Kisi Baat Pe Pati Patni Mein Jhagda Ho Gaya Thha Unki Bol Chal Bilkul Band Ho Gayi Thhi, Koi Jaruri Baat Ho Tabhi Baat Karte Thhe Kuch Dino Baad Pati Ka Sex Karne Ka Mood Bana To Usne Apne Bete Puppu Ko Bola Pati: “Beta Mummy Se Kaho Ke Letter Type Karna Hai, Type Writer…… Continue reading Letter Type Karna Hai

Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Izzat Loot Li

Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se Bola Ramu: “Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li” Thakur: “To Main Kya Karun?” Ramu: “Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?“

Aajkal Ke Syane Bachhe

Class Mein Ek Shararti Bache Ne Apni Teacher Se Poocha Johnny: “Miss Ye Bus Male Hai Ya Female?” Teacher Sochne Lagi Itne Mein Santa Bola: “Bus Female Hai” Johnny: “Kyun?” Santa: “Kyunki Sab Uspar Piche Se Chadte Hai”Teacher Bechari Pareshan Ho Gayi Johnny: “Agar Bus Female Hai To Uske Bache Kyu Nahi Hote?” Santa: “Kyunki…… Continue reading Aajkal Ke Syane Bachhe

Garma Garam Choot

3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai 1st Saheli: “Meri Chut Itni Hot Ki Press Karlo” 2nd Saheli: “Meri Itni Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo.”Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To Uski Friends Ne Pucha Has kyu Rahi Ho To Vo Boli:…… Continue reading Garma Garam Choot

Naujawan Ladki Ka Rape Case

Court Mein Rape Ek Uper Ek Case Chal Raha Tha Judge: “Jisne Tumhara Rape Kiya, Kya Tume Us Aadmi Ko Dekha Thha?” Ladki: “Nahi Judge Sahab, Meri Aankho Pe Patti Bandhi Hui Thhi, Par Itni Gurantee Hai Ki Vo Mohalle Ka Nahi Thha”Judge: “Achha, Jab Tumhari Aankho Pe Patti Thhi To Tumhe Kese Pata Vo…… Continue reading Naujawan Ladki Ka Rape Case