Category: Non Veg Jokes

If You Have Two Balls Between Your Legs, Then You Are A Man But If You Have Four Balls Between Your Legs????Don’t Think You Are A Superman It Means Someone Is Fucking You

Japanese Couple In An Argument Over Ways Of Highly Erotic Sex. Husband: “Sukitaki.” Wife: “Kowanini.” Husband: “Toka A Anji Rodi Roumi Yaako.” Wife(On Her Knees Begging): “Mimi Nakoundinda Tinkounji.” Husband(Angrly): “Na Miaou Kina Tim Kounji.” Hahahahaha. And You Read This Interestingly As Possible As If You Understood Japanese. You Guys Are Unbelievable! I Knew It,…… Continue reading Japanese Sex Hindi Jokes

College Ke Boys Toilet Mein Likha Tha: “Aapka Bavishya Aapke Hath Mein Hai” Girls Toilet Mein Likha Tha: “Apne Bavishya Mein Ungli Na Karein“

Jab Paandav Dropadi Ko Jeetkar Late Hai To Uska Batwara Guru Dronacharya Kar Rhe Hote Hai Somwaar Ko Dropadi Ko Dharam Raaj Yudhistar Chodega Mangalwar Aur Budhwar Ko Do Din Arjun Chodge Kynki Uska Jyada Haq Hai Guruwar Ko Bheem Ki Baari Aayegi Shukrwar Ko Nakul Chodega Aur Jaise Sehdev Sabse Chota Hai Wo Bhi Use Do Din Shaniwar Aur Raviwar Ko Chodega Itna Kehte…… Continue reading Dropadi Ka Batwanra

Did You Know Who Is The Best Goal Keeper In The World? Answer: “Women”Because No Matter How Much Or Which Way You Fuck Her, Your Balls Never Go In

School Mein Yoga Period Mein Madam Yoga Karte Hue Bacho Se Ek Question Karti Hai Madam: “Bacho Batao, Mein Ek Tang Par Kab Aur Kyu Khadi Hoti Hun? Jo Batayega Uske Practical Mein Full Number Lagaungi.” All Students Silenced Suddenly Pappu Shouts: “Ma’am, Nahane Ke Baad Underwear Pehanne Ke Time Aur Utarne Ke Time.” Teacher Shocks, Pappu Rocks..

Santa: “India Mein 90% Log Isliye Sex Nahi Kar Paate Kyunki Unhain Jaga Nahi Milti” Banta: “Haan Yaar Tu Thik Kah Raha Hai, Maine Bhi Ek Baar Koshish Ki Thhi Par Mujhe Jagha Nahi Mili” Santa: “Phir?”Banta: “Phir Ladki Ke Khud Hi Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ki Jagha Taango Ke Bich Mein Hoti Hai“.

Kal Chode So Aaz Chod, Aaz Chode So Ab,Bibi To Chudti Rahegi, Padosin Chodego Kab. Aisi Ladki Chodiyo, Land Ka Aapa Khoye,Auron Se Chudi Na Ho, Bibi Wo Hi Hoye. Bada Hua To Kya Hua, Tera Lund Hujur,Hamne Bhi To Ladkiyon Se, Maze Liye Bharpur. Karat Karat Chudai Se, Land Hot Balwan,Chut Mein Awat Jaat…… Continue reading Chodudaas Ke Sexy Dohe

Ek Ladki Ko Kuch Daku Utha Ke Le Gaye Aur Usko Kamre Mein Band Karke Uska Gang Rape Karne Lag Gaye Ladki Chilla Chilla Ke Kahne Lagi: “Kutto Kamino, Bhagwan Ke Liye Tum Lado Mat, Sab Ka Number Ayega“

Ek Ladka Apne Baap Se, Beta: “Daddy Mujhe Paise Do Mujhe Jaruri Chahiye”—- Papa: “Nahi Doonga Or Vese Bhi Mere Paas Nahi Hai” Beta: “Toh Kya Swaad Lene Ke Liye Paida Kiya Tha?” Papa: “Bhonsdi Ke Teri Maa Ki Choot Abhi Tak Band Nahi Hui Hai… Wapis  Ja Ke Ghuss Ja Andar…“