Comedy Jokes

Ultimate Comedy Jokes in Hindi/ hinglish,.’

Comedy Hindi Jokes 
Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Papa ne dekh liya aur I.C.U. me hosh aaya.

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Me Kya Faraq He
Love Marriage Me Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Karte Hai
Aur
Arrange Marriage Me
Kisi Aur Ki 😉

Raja or Rani ne fix kiya ki ab baat Mobile se nhi Kabutar se karenge.1 din Rani ne bina khat k kabutar uda diya.Raja bola:
Ye kya?
Rani boli miss call yaar.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k puche..
Bata sach me bhejna he ya galti se sent ho gaya tha.

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Wrinkles,
Pimples,
Scar,
Black spots
Other face marks &
7 signs of skin-agin….
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Ultimate Comedy Jokes in Hindi/ hinglish,.’


Ek sher arz kiya hai….
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…
wah wah!
wah wah!
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,
A for Apple, B for Banana…


Direct connection ki speed se Love-Pyar hota hai…
aur utni aasani se logout bhi ho jaata hai


Camera mein reel hai, photo mein feel hai …
par main toh good looking hoon hi, toh what’s the big deal hai?


Har baar main teri jheel si aankhon mein doob jaata hoon … lekin is baar nahi, ruk main swimming suit pehen ke aata hoon


Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a Bollywood movie?
Ans: Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
and Feroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!


Wt wud b d bhojpuri version of missiom impossible….
ee na ho sake he bhaiyya…
n wt abt M.I.-2 hum phir se kah rae he ee na ho sake


Train mein Warning likhi thi…..
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
TiTu- Waah, toh jisne ticket li woh bewkuf


Girlfriend ki cute sweet sister bhi appke pyaar me phanhi ho to usse kya kahenge….??? .
Betaaa……
Mann me dusra laddu phoota..


Agar barish ho to barish me nahati Yuvatiya
Agar garmi ho to ghup me tapti Yuvatiya
Agar exam ho to exam deti Yuvatiya
Agar traffic ho to jam me Phansi Yuvatiya
Agar mosam aacha ho to mosaum ka luft uthati Yuvatiya
Oye Hello media – news-paper walo hum ladko ko kaya gayab kaar diya
Hum bhi hai earth planet par suniye….


Rab kare aap ko sab miley
Himmat
Izzat
Rupaiya
Bungalow
Style
Smile
Personality
Popularity
Car
Pyar
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Ab bhi button daba rahe ho
LAALCHI.


1 Kanjus blade se haat chir raha tha..
uski biwi boli:
kya kar rahe ho!?!
kanjus bola:
Dettol gir gaya tha,
socha q barbad karu,
haat chir k lagalu. !!!!!!!


Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine “Rula diya” khud ne to phone kiya nahi,
humne kiya to
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caller tune,”Tuje Bhula Diya”


When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,
Who Is Most Benefited ?
?
Boy
No
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Girl
No
?
It’s The
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Mobile Company yaar!

Comedy Jokes in Hindi


A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.


Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he.
Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!


Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya….
Budha: Sorry…Sorry…
Ladki: Andha hai kya…..Dikhta nah!!
Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek cute six pack abs ladka us ladki se takra gaya…
Ladka: Sorry…
Ladki: It’s okay Dude!!
Budha ladki se bolta hai “MERI SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI KYA??”


UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
If a boy opens the door of his car for his girlfriend. .
Then. .
Either the ‘girlfrnd’ is new or the ‘car’. . !!


<(‘.’)>chingu
<(‘.’)>pingu
<(‘.’)>mingu
Kya ye bacche apke hai,
agar nahi to aage bhej do,
jiske honge rakh lege.
surat mil rahi thi to laga apke honge..


“change cannot be given to you everytime.”
“You only Must Bring d Change…”
Great lines said by…

Bus Conductor of AC bus of Delhi


Chain churaya mera, Neend Meri Looti
Jese H0T GF meri chaarpayi me Leti
Meri chaarpayi Tooti
Haay meri kismat Footi


Love Law: Newton in comedy jokey mood-
“Love can neither be created,
Nor be destroyed. Only it can b
transfered from 1 girlfrnd to another girlfrnd,
with some loss of money and time.


*aaj bank me jaakar ek ladke ne bahut mast shaayari maara*
*na Ishq mein ba, na judai mein*
*aur na hi bevaphai mein*
*jaun darad ba e bheeya*
*ke not ke bhanjai mein*


Facebook/Whatsapp chatting-Boy: Whats your name?
Girl: Dhara!
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
Blocked


Girl – paise badal do ..;
Bank Staff- haath aage karo;
Girl- kisalie??
Bank Staff – ink lagaanee hai…
girl – Please, ye vaala Colour mat lagao mere Suit ke saath mach nahin hoga bhaiya.


Santa Dentist Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kehta Hai,
Santa: “Doctor Saab, Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Daant Nikaal Sakte Ho?”
Doctor: “Nahi.”
Santa: “Main Nikal Sakta Hun.”
Doctor: “Wo Kaise?”
Santa: “He He He He He He He He He He.”

Santa Jokes in Hindi


jeevan mein mushkilo ko aise nazarandaaz kijiye jaise….
golagappe vaale ko usake kaale kaale haatho se aalu masalate hue nazarandaaz karate hain


Maa:- kisaka Call tha?
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Mai:- 1 dost ka tha maa
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maa:- naalayak, Naamuraad ek ladaki nahin pati tujhase abhi tak
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kasam se ye baat chappal se bhi zyaada lagi


Ladki- Tumhara Mobile iPhone 7 bahut badhiya hai. kitane ka hai?
Ladka- Race mein jeeta hai.
Ladki- kitane log the Race mein?
Ladka- Mobile shop ka maalik, 3 Police vaale aur main..


पुलिस ट्रेनिंग के दौरान , अफसर ने पूछा : ‘ये हाथ में क्या है ?’

सुरेश : “सर , बन्दूक है …!”

अफसर : “ये बन्दूक नहीं ! तुम्हारी इज़्ज़त है , शान है , ये तुम्हारी माँ है माँ . !!”

फिर अफसर ने दूसरे सिपाही रमेश से पूछा : “ये हाथ में क्या है ?”

रमेश : “सर , ये सुरेश की माँ है , उसकी इज़्ज़त है , उसकी शान है और हमारी मौसी है मौसी ..!

सर बेहोश


सभी लोग इंतज़ार कर रहे है कि

सनी लिओनी KBC में आयें
और अमिताभ ये कहे कि…

आइये देखते है..

इनके जीवन से जुड़ा दिलचस्प वीडियो.. !!


Pappu: Dekho.. Main Chahe Jaisa Bhi Hoon..

Par Baccha Ek Dum Sunder Hona Chahiye..

Wife: Dekho Ji.. Choice Is Yours.. Baccha Yaa
Toh Sunder Hoga Yaa Aap Ka Hoga


Wife:
Jab Tum Desi Sharab peete Ho To Mujhe Paaro Kehte ho
Beer Peete ho To Darling…
Par Aaj Bhootni kyun kaha…?

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Husband:
Aaj maine SPRITE Pee hai
“Seedhi Baat No Bakwas”


A Gujarati Bhai & Chinese in a train.

A cockroach enters.
Chinese catches it & eats it!

Another cockroach enters.
Gujju catches & asks d chinese: Kharidega?


Ladka: I love you <3 Ladki: Sorry, Main kisi aur se pyar karti hoon… Ladka udas ho gaya :-(
Fir achanak bhagne laga aur bola

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Teri mummy ko bataunga …

Ladki: Ruk ja kamine, Main to mazaak kar rahi thi… I love you too <3 :-p


Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings

Girl: Thanks

Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace

Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…

Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!


A Boy and a Girl were walking on the road..

They found a 1000 Rupees Note on the road

Girl : what to do with this money now?

Boy : lets take 50-50

Girl: Okay but baaki ke 900 Rs ka kya karenge ?


Son came late…

Mom: beta kaha gaya tha..??

Beta: – Mom movie dekhne gaya tha.

Mom: Beta Kaunsi..?

Beta: MAA KI MAMTA

Mom: Ja beta upar ja nayi film lagi hai.

Beta: Maa , kaunsi..?

Maa: BAAP KA KEHAR