Condom Jokes in Hindi

Condom salesman – Condom le lo condom,

Badhiya quality ke condom. 

Pappu – khushbudar condom hain,

To ek dena.

Condom salesman – Apane panis pe agarbatti lgakar,

Sex kar kamine. 


Pappu ne suhagrat ki raat sex ke bad,

Patni se pucha –

Sex karke kaisa lga darling ?

Patni – Aaj to pahale din se jyeda maja aaya hai.

Dard to aaj huya hi nahi,

Jabki pahale din to khun bhi aaya tha-


Pappu ki shadi hone wali thi.

Pappu – Babaji main kaise pta karu,

Ki meri hone wali biwi varjin hain, yaa nahi hain ?

Baba – Suhagrat ki raat,

Tu apne panis par laal rang lga ke jana.

Pappu – Usse kaise pta chelega ?

Baba – Agar teri biwi tera panis dekhkar chillayi ki,

Laal rang ka panis to kabhi nahi dekha, To tu smajh jana.


Bina shadi ke pappu ki girlfriend pregnant ho gyi.

Pappu – Bina sex ke tu pregnant kaise ho gyi ?

Ladki – Jaanu jab raat aapka night faal huya tha,

Tab meri bluetooth on thi


Boyfriend apni girlfrien se raat ke 12 baje baate kar rha thaa.

Ladki – by yaar.

Ladka – kya huya ?

Ladki – Mummy chilla rhi hai.

Ladka – Yaar,

Apne papa ko bol, aram aram se kare.


Teacher: “What Is A Condom?”
.
Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hai
.
Teacher: “Aap Itna Muskura Kyu
Rahe Ho?”
.
Aamir: “Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se
Iccha Thi
Ki Main Sex Education College Mein
Padhu! Aaj

Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa
Raha Hai”
.
Teacher: “Zyada Maza Lene Ki
Zarurat Nahi Hai,
Condom Ki Defination Bolo?”
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Aamir: “Sir! Condom Is Anything
Which Reduces
Population”
.
Teacher: “Will U Plz Elaborate?”
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Aamir: “Har Wo Cheez Jo Population
Control
Kare!””
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Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai,
Condom Hai Na”
“Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah
Tak,Condom Hai Sir”
“Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire
Hue Hai”
“8Th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh
Tak, Sab
Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai”
“1 Second Mein In,1 Second Mein
Out, In-Out,
In-Out”
.
Teacher: “Arre… Defination Kya
Hai?”
.
Aamir: “Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir”
.
Teacher: “Exam Mein Ye Sab
Likhoge?”
.
“Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se
Lekar Subah
Tak!
Idiot””Anybody Else??”
.
Chattur: “Sir!, Condom Are Between
Any
Combination Of Body So Connected,
That Their
Relative Positions May Be Seen In
Kamasutra.
.
.”Teacher: “Wah! Kya Baat Hai.”