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Husband Wife double meaning joke
Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:
Darling, sick BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!
Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi
utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
Aunty SMS Jokes, Aunty: Are Beta
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!
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Ladka: Aree Aunty, store Aapne Kab Dekha? 
Honey Moon SMS Joke, Honey Moon Package
1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, pills
Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao, information pills
Travel Agent:
50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country
Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!
Condom SMS Joke, Husband to Wife
Wife: What..???
Where..??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you, decease if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’
Muhabbat Funny SMS Joke, Muhabbat Ki Takat
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Band car ko b hila deti hai..!! 
GF BF SMS Joke, Boy apni girlfriend ki
Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..
Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat..
Me mazak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!!
Funny SMS Joke, Million Dollar Advice
Before making any costly promise to a women, stuff
Mast*rbate twice,
It May change your opinion.
Sunny Leone Funny SMS Joke, Sunny leone is casted
hum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..
Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajana
Dicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana!
Suhagrat SMS Joke, Suhagrat Ko Kamre Ki Light Band Thi
Ladka Darwaja Khol Ke Kamre Mein Aya Aur Jaldi Mein Ladki Se Bola
Ladka: Jaldi Se Apne Kapde Utaro
Ladki Ne Kapde Utar Liye Aur Khub Bhadiya Tarike Se Dono Ne Sex Kiya
Sex Ke Baad Ladka Bola: Ab Jaldi Se Kapde Pahan Lo
Ladki: Kyu?, view Kya Hua
Ladka: Dulha Aane Wala Hai.
Sunny Leone SMS Joke, Boy asks to Sunny Leone
Aunty ji, online you have a Bungalow, website like this
a Car, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
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Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai..
Fool Double Meaning SMS Joke, Feeling bored?
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
World Cup SMS Joke, WOrld Cup Fever
At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
WORLD CUP FEVER
Holi Double Meaning SMS Jokes, Holi Pe Ladki
Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, physician Main Gili Ho Jaungi
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge!!
Funny Hindi SMS, World’s shortest joke
World’s shortest joke:-
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Papa, patient kasam se..
Deewar pe shampoo gira tha!!
Funny Hindi SMS, Sharma ji ki party me
Sharma ji ki party me dinner karte hue
Verma ji ke pas Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, generic apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Or 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne Verma ji se puchha:
Khana kaisa tha?
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya thi,
par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
Funny Double Meaning SMS, Boy to Mom
Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand hai
Boy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?
Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
Funny SMS, Doctor to Female
Kya aap delivery ke time..
bachche ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahogi?
Female: Nahi, help unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte.
Funny School SMS, Rai ka pahad banana
‘Rai ka pahad banana..’
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Student: Padded bra..
Funny SMS, 1 Girl to Another
1 Girl to Another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi..
chakku se mar raha tha!!!
2nd Girl: Tu dar mat
agar sapne sach hote to me
roz subah pregnant hoti..!!
Funny Laptop SMS Joke, True Fact
Laptop Speakers Are Too Quiet For Music, ampoule
But Too Loud For @dult Movies.
Hindi Double Meaning SMS Jokes
zarooori hai bacche ki MAA KA DOODH..
Ussi tarha, approved bacche k baap ki
sehat ke liye zaroori hai bacche ki MAA KI..!!
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KHUSHI..!!!
Jitni tezi se neeche aya hai,
Utni hi tezi se apni soch badal le.
Funny Girls Boys SMS, Tum kitne bhai behan ho
Boy- 6
Girl- Kyo maa Baap ko koi kaam nahi tha kya..
Boy- Tum kitne ho.
Girl- 1
Boy- Kyo Baap me Dum nahi tha kya…!!
Funny SMS Jokes, Horror movie dekh kar
Dar kya hota hai us bande se pucho
Jiski girlfriend ke periods late ho gaye!!
Boy: Can i Kiss u?
Boy: Can i Kiss u?
Girl: Condom laye ho?
Boy: kiss k liye condom?
Girl: sharif to aise ban rahe ho
jaise kissing ke bad jo Khada hoga uspe 2015 ka Calender tangoge!! 
Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu
Girl: Life is Great, search Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu ….
Boy: Pagli, tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega..
Funny Most Emotional and heart touching lines
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Jaanu kum se kum thandi ka season to nilkal jane do…
Duble Meaning Sms, Car kaisi chal rahi hai?
Girl – Theek chal rahi hai.
Boy- aaj sham ko dogi kya?
Girl- Haan le lena but ye to batao car ke bare mei kyu pooch rahe they???
American boy to Mom
American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, pills why?
Mom: Listen son, information pills Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!
World’s most romantic line ever
World’s most romantic line ever
said by a girl to her boyfriend:
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Achchha Baba.. Karlo! 
Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat
School ki Ghanti.
Garib ka Darwaja.
Jawan Ladki.
INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE
BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !
Suhaag Raat me Wife
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
Kyun na hum shadi kar le
Phir hum roz aisa kar saken gye.
Girl: Mazdur ho Mazduri karo,
Factory k Maalik bannay ki koshish na karo.
Dhobi police se
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, online
Dhobi ne kaha main Khana kha raha hoon,
Istri garam hai, Maar lo!
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai?
4 larkian sharmatay hue:
Sir Hamara.
Mujhe sab pata hai
Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai
Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!!
Na Taakat aap me hai Na aapki haddi me hai
wah-wah
Na taakat aap me hai Na aapki haddi me hai,
Taakat to usme hai jo bina Haddi ke aapki Chaddi me hai…
When put seat belt on
•/• – Sonam Kapoor
% – Poonam Pandey
o/o – Sunny Leone
O/O – Ayesh Takia
Ye Suhag Raat Pe kya Hota Hai?
Girl.. Ye Suhag Raat Pe kya Hota Hai??.
Boy.. Bus ye Samjh lo ki 3 Number ki Jooti Mein 7 Number ka Paon Dalwana Hota Hai.
Girl.. Phir kya Hota Hai?
Boy.. Uske Baad Jooti 7 Number ki Ho jati Hai Aur Paon 3 Number ka Ho Jata Hai..
Whole world is crazy about Apple
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And their own CEO is crazy about Bananas..!!
Selfie Funny SMS
u will never speak in Hindi
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‘I took a selfie’
Aap ko kya bimari hai?
Mariz: pehle aap waada kare ke hasse ge nahi.
Dr.: G promise
Mariz ne lulli nikaali jo machis ki teeli jitni thi.
Dr. ki hassi nikal gai.
Mariz: Aap ne na hassne ka waada kia tha.
Dr.: Ok serious.. Ab masla batao?
Mariz: Dr. sahb, ye sooj gai hai.
Dr: Hahahaha Hahahahaha o teri phen di..
Girlfriend to Boyfriend: I am Pregnant
Boyfrned: Are u Sure, Ye mera BacchaHai.
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Girlfriend Rone Lagi aur Boli:
Yaar Sab Aise Hi Kahenge to Kaise Chalega..???
Girl calls a boy
Aa jaao, Aish karenge!!!
Boy (shocked): Abhi to tere saath 2 baar kar ke lauta hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry! Phir se tumhe hi lag gaya!
One spelling mistake can destroy your life
A Husband sent this to his wife:
I’m having a wonderful time
wish you were her (here).
Lady to Friend
Friend: What happened?
Lady: A Man keeps saying your hair smells nice.
Friend: So whats wrong in that?
Lady: He’s only 3 feet tall!! Lolz
Sunny Leone Funny SMS
Whenever in life you are loosing self control.
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Just think about Sunny Leone’s cameraman. 
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Girl: Mujhe dard ho raha hai
Boy: Rum 10 tak gino main nikal lunga.
Girl: ok
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Just type ‘kya karu’ in Google search bar
Press Enter and see what u get..
You will die laughing by reading the first line.
Madam- Hand par ek sentence banao
Boy- My pen*is in ur Hand
Madam- MC ye kya likh diya
Boy- Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya ???
Santa was looking at mobiles displayed in a shop
Salesman: Please come inside & choose.
Santa: MC.. How can you talk to me like that?
U come outside & mera choos.
Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
Teacher: Duniya me postman to bahut hai
magar post women kyun nahi hoti?
Student: Isliye ki women ek hi
delivery me 9 mahiney laga deti hai!
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se
What is Nitrate ?
Ladki sharma kar boli:
Kya sir, aap bhi na.. Kasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho
Night Rate is 5000/- sirf aap ke liye..
Dudh Aur Ladki me Kya Fark Hai!!
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Dudh Garam Hota Hai
To
Mallai Uppar Aati Hai
Or Ladki Garam Ho
To Mallai Niche Aati Hai
Pati to patni: Are sunti ho!
Seene ke safed baal dikhane par
mujhe senior citizen pension mil gayi !
PATNI: Zip khol ke dikha dete to
VIKLAANG Bhatta bhi mil jata..
A couple went to an Art Gallery
There was a picture of a girl covered only by leaves..
Typical Husband was staring at the picture..
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Wife: Ghar abhi chaloge, ya hawa aane tak rukoge!!??
Only Few Tiger Left
Animal Planet walo ne Pareshan kar ke rakha hai..
Monkey: Kyun? Kya hua bhai!
Tiger: Saale ratdin camere lagake baithte hai,
Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,
‘Only Few Left.. Only Few Left.’
BF texting to his GF
GF- Nothing much just washing my B00BS
BF- What!
GF- Yeah. They have become very dirty.
People are all over them most of the time ..
BF- What the hell..
GF- Why..??? Ohhhh fu#k.. Sorry baby!!!!
I meant BOOTS.. Damn this Automatic dictionary is on!!!
Couple Bister par so rahe the
Ladka: Hmare ummidwar ko aapke ilake me khada kar sakte hai..???
Ladki: Nahi.
To ladka chup chap
Hilake so gaya..
Thodi der Bad
Ladki: Ummidwar to dekhu.. fesla budal bhi sakta hai..
Ldka: Ab rehene do
Humre ummidwar ne congress ke sath gathbandhan kar liya hai.
Pareshan biwi, ek raat uthkar
JAN GAN MAN gane lagi.
Pati- Ye kya kar rahi ho?
Biwi- Ek aakhri koshish kar rahi hoon,
iss par to pura Bharat khada ho jata hai.!
Sukh aur Santosh ke bich me kya faraq hai?
Adhyatmic Sex:
SUKH aur SANTOSH ke bich me kya faraq hai?
Jivan me apni pasand se thokne ko mile,
to wo hai SUKH..
aur
Jo mile.. Use thokna pade
Wo hai SANTOSH.
Bra Manufacturer Company
ki Annual Speech at Board Meeting.
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Hum ne Last Year ‘Bra’ Mein, Daba ke Munaafa Kamaya Hai..
Aur Iss Saal Business ko aage bhadane ke liye,
Ab Hum ‘Panty’mein bhi Haath dalenge..
Thank You..
Suhagaraat ko Pati apni Patni se
SEX karte hue puchhata hai..
Kya mahsoos kar rahi ho, Jaaneman?
PATNI: Kya bataaun Dear!!!
Yahi ki aaj tak main TOP-UP me hi
apna kaam chala rahi thi,
aaj se life-Time karva liya hai.
Sunny Leone SMS
1970-1985: Sunny means Gavaskar.
1985-2010: Sunny means Deol.
2010-2025: Sunny means Leone
Kaam teeno ka ek hi hai..
thukai.. bas tareeke alag alag hain!!
Biwi ko din me karoge to
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
‘Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call’
Boy to Girl: Magic dekhegi?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Apni skirt utar,
ab ghum,
Ab jhuk,
ab tujhe piche ungli mehsus hui?
Gal: Haa
Boy: Ye dekh mere dono hath upar hai.
Gal: Wow, kaise kiya.
Ek baar Ek aadmi Bangkok ja raha tha
1 baar 1 aadmi BANGKOK ja raha tha..
Uski wife ne.. naa chaahte huye bhi usse
jaane ki permission de di.
Jis din wo ghar se nikal raha tha..
jaate jaate usko wife ne bulaaya aur 12
condoms ka packet dekar boli..
Isse rakh lo mann ho gaya to.
Aadmi khush ho jata hai aur sochta hai..
‘waah kya biwi mili hai..’
Achaanak uski wife awaaz de kar usko fir
bulati hai aur kehti hai:
‘Ruko, usme se 2 mujhe de do.. kahi mera mann ho gaya to..’
BC Trip Cancelled..
Nahi plz niche mat dabao
Kuch ho jayega
Plz dekho mat karo
Maan jao na plz
Warna ho jayega
Plz mat dabao
Aaaah uffff..
Dekha ho gaya na sms khatam.
Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA’
Ek barsat ki raat ek bhigi ladki
Bhiga Badan
Bhigi Julfe
Bhige Hont
Hum dono ki najre mili
Use dekh kar aisa laga ki..
Kal use 100% sardi hogi!!
Boy: I am going to kiss you
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
Ek Sali apne Jija ke sath train me
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Kisse sunati rahi,
Ke, Achanak Jija ne puchha:
Kya khayal hai aaj raat hum dono miyan biwi ki tarah guzaaren.
Sali sharmate hue boli:
Ji, jaise aap ki marzi.
Jija: To chalo phir apni..
bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do.
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Na dosto Na.
Gande msg or mere number se?
Impossible…
Pyaar ka matlab ye nahi hota ki aap ki GF ya BF ho
Pyar ka matlab ye hota hain..
ki koi special ho jiski tasveer aap apne dil aur dimaag mein bana sake, no rx
Aur phir..
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De Mutth..
De Mutth..
De Mutth.. 
Asman se gire to barsat ban jaye
Ankho se gire to jazbat ban jaye,
ye boond bhi kya ajeeb cheezz hai yaaron..
sahi jagah gire to parivar ban jaye
Happy global sperms Day..!
Problems due to whatsapp short typing
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.
Girlfriend: Ye kya?
Boyfriend: Surprise, aaj bina condom ke hi krenge,
Girlfriend: MC, agar 9 mahine baad maine
Surprise dungi to lawde jaisi shakal mat banana.
Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon
Avoid meeting your girlfriend in monsoon,
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otherwise she will become MOMsoon.
Pehle kiss karo, Phir palang per leta do
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!!
Man came home, Saw his Wife with his Friend
Man came home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says, if you behave like this,
You will lose all your friends.
Mother, to her teenage daughter
I think its right time, we should talk about sex.
Daughter: Sure mom, what do you want to know?
Dukhi girlfriend ne apne bewafa boyfriend ke liye
Phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada.
phoolon ka raja.. baharon ka shehzada
32 ko 36 karke chala gaya haramzada.
Teacher: Jo bacha, 20 tak counting sunaega
use main ek pappi dungi.
Ek bacha Madam 100 tak aati hai
aap ‘scheme’ poori batao.
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