Funny Santa Banta Comedy Jokes and Chutkule In English and Hindi

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Teacher: Translate this sentence in English – Apne hi kiye pe paani pher dena?

Santa Thinking….

And

answered…

“FLUSH”

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Rj: Aap konsa gaana sunna pasand karoge??

Santa: Tu Hai Ki Nahi…Roy movie ka…

Rj: Kisko dedicate karna chahoge aap ye song???

Santa: CONGRESS ko….

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Santa ki Biwi came naked in the drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests .

Santa screamed ..

Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??

Wife : Woh jee Receip book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa.

“Serve Hot without any dressing …. Guests will enjoy.”

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Santa ki Biwi came naked in the
drawing room to serve Halwa to the guests .
Santa screamed ..
Beshram Aurat, tu hosh me to hai ??
Wife :
Woh jee Receip book may aisaa hi likha thaa naa .

“Serve Hot without any dressing ….
Guests will enjoy”

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Ambani va Santa

This is ultimate

Ambani: Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta

Santa: Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi…. humne to Bech di

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डॉक्टर – तुम्हारा कान कैसे जला?

बंता – मैं कमीज प्रेस कर रहा था, की फोन आ गया, मैंने जल्दी में फोन की जगह प्रेस को कान पर लगा लिया।

डॉक्टर- तो दूसरा कान कैसे जला?

बंता- अब एम्बुलेंस को भी फोन करना था ना।

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Ek chor Santa jee k mobile ko lekar bhag raha tha.
Santa hasne laga
Banta : Wo tumhare mobile ko lekar bhag raha hai aur tum hans rahe ho.
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Santa : Bhagne do, charger to mere paas hai!

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