Ganpati Rai Aur Smith Family

Ek Angreji Smith Familly Ko Kisi Ne Bataya Ki India Mein Business Acha Hai

To Unhone Apna Business India Set Karne Ki Sochi Aur India Mein Aa Gaya

Par Un Becharo Ki Hindi Bahut Kharab Thhi, Unhone Kafi Koshish Ki Par Sudhaar Na Paye

Ek Din Unke Yahan Naukri Ke Liye Ek Bihari Aadmi Aaya Jiska Naam Ganpat Rai Thha

Mr Smith Ne Uska Interview Liya

Mr.Smith: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai..???” (He Tried To Say Ganpat Rai, But Due To Bad English He Pronounsed So)

Bihari: “Nahi Sahab, Jayda Nahi Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai

Mr.Smith (Gusse Se): “Wat Thoda-Thoda Phatt Raha Hai?? Tumhare Application Mein Likha Hai Tumhara Gaand Phatt Raha Hai

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji, Ab Likha Hai Toh Phatt Hi Raha Hoga

Mr.Smith: “Tum Daily Maraata Hai…???” (Tum Delhi Mein Rehta Hai.)

Bihari: “Daily Nahi Sahab Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai

Mr.Smith: “Wat Kabhi-Kabhi Maraata Hai..??? Tumhare Application Me Likha Hai Tum Daily Maraata Hai

Bihari: “Thik Hai Sahab Ji

Bihari Got The Job, Lekin Usko Smith K Ghar Ka Kaam Bhi Kaarna Padhta Tha

Job’s 1st Day

Mr.Smith: “Aaj Tum Sabse Pehle Humari Biwi Ko Gaadi Me Chodega (Chodega, To Drop) Phir Humari Beti Ko Aur Phir Humko

Bihari: “Sahab Aapki Biwi Aur Beti Toh Chalegi Par Main Aapko Nahi Chod Sakta

Mr.Smith: “Kyun Nahi Chodega..????? Chodo Warna Hum Tumko Nikaal Dega

Bihari Agreed To Do So. Par Kisi Vajah Se Smith Khud Hi Chala Gaya

Kuch Din Baad Smith Ki Beti Ghar Pe Akele Thi. Woh Party Me Jaane Ke Liye Taiyaar Ho Rahi Thi.

Us Se Apni Bra Piche Se Baandhtey Nahi Ban Rahi Thi, Toh Usne Ganpat Rai Ko Bulaya

Daughter: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai.

Bihari: “Ji Memsahab

Daughter: “Humare Piche Se Gaand Maaro” (Humara Piche Se Gaanth Bandho, To Note)

Bihari: “Yeh Aap Kya Bol Rahi Ho Madam, Sahab Ko Pata Chala Toh Naukri Se Nikaal Denge

Daughter: “Tum Hamari Gaand Maro Nahi To Hum Tumhe Naukri Se Nikal Denge

Bihari Apna Lund Nikaalta Hai Aur Smith Ki Beti Ki Piche Se Gaand Maarne Lag Jata Hai

Daughter Dard Se Chillate Hue: “Gaand Phatt Raha Hai, Gaand Phatt Raha Hai” (Ganpat Rai, Ganpat Rai)

Bihari: “Ab Hamara 8 Inch Ka Hai Memsaab, Gaand To Phategi Hi Na

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