He – she hinglish jokes

He: Can you close your eyes for 2 mins?

She: Sure. Here you go.

He: What do you see?

She: Darkness. Why?

He: That’s exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.

She: Shee.. kya chutiya hai tu?.. Mujhe laga tu dabayega

🤣😄🤣🤣.