I asked my new girlfriend
what sort of books she’s interested in.
She said – Cheque books.
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The easiest way to make
your old car run better,
is to check the prices of new car.
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Q: What’s the difference between
a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Definition of Nurse :
A beautiful woman who holds
your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse
to be normal.
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Boss:- We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat
as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness.
There is no mat.
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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Because they are already leading
a dog’s life!
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Q: What’s the similarity
between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings you
into the world crying
& the other ensures
you continue to do so.
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What’s the difference between
a good secretary and
a personal secretary?
One says “Good morning, boss”.
The other says “It’s morning, boss.”
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Keep smiling!!
