Dirty Jokes

Ise kehte hai modi style…

*Baap :* Main tumhari shaadi apni marji se karunga.

*Beta :* No.

*Baap :* Ladki Ambani ki beti hai.

*Beta :* Phir thik hai.

*Baap Ambani ke paas gaya.* 

*Baap :* Mein tumhari beti ko bahu banana chahta hoon.

*Ambani :* No.

*Baap :* Mera beta World Bank ka CEO Hai.

*Ambani :* Phir thik hai.

*Baap World Bank ke President ke paas jaata hai.*  

*Baap :* Mere bete ko Bank ka CEO bana do.

*President :* No.

*Baap :* Woh Ambani ka daamad hai.

*President :* Phir thik hai. 

Yeh hai Modi style…. 

Naukri bhi mili aur chokri bhi ???? 

Hanso mat. Market mein naya aaya hai…

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Group Kisi ka bhi ho par dhamaka hamara hi hoga..