Job to part time work joke

*Employee for interview at Corporate:*
I will accept this job only if I am allowed to go home at 5:30 pm daily.

*Interviewer:* Why, anyone sick at home?

*Interviewee:* Corporate job is only side business. My main job is driving Ola and Uber during peak evening hours.

*Interviewer:* You are selected! If you feel hungry in the night, come to old bridge.
I have a tea shop and sell bread omlet also. That is my main business.

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