Non Veg Jokes

Lund Ko Salami, Ek Naye Andaaj Mein

Jab Tak Choot Pe Lund Naa Dhare Koi
Aise Pyaar Muhabbat Ko Kya Kare Koi

Lund Ho Mota Lamba Taaza Toh Choot Ho Jaye Dasi
Chota Dheela Ho Toh Reh Jati Hai Choot Pyasi
Aise Mein Pyaar Ka Dam Kiya Bhare Koi

Nain Naqs Ho Khoobsorat Aur Gudraya Badan
Haq Hai Unka, Mile Unko Mota Sa Ek Lund
To Fir Har Waqt Kyun Naa Muskarya Kare Koi-

Aur Jo Niklein Khudanakhasta Naseeb Ke Khote
Shaadi Unse Ho Jin Ke Lund Ho Pilpale Chote
Phir Hamsay Ko Bhai Keh Kar Bulaya Kare Koi

Chudne Se Pehle Jo Karein Pyaari Batein
Dein Biviun Ko Apne Boson Ki Sughatein
Kaise Nah Unse Pyaar Jitaya Kare Koi

Aur Phir Jo Karein Chudaai Tikaa Kar
Andar Baher Karein Injar Pinjar Hila Kar
Dasi Ban Ke Kaise Nah Unki Sewa Kiya Kare Koi

Ho Jate Hein Jo Do Chaar Jhatkon Mein Khalaas
Unko Hota Nahein Doosron Ke Jazbaat Ka Ehsas
Aise Mein Kaise Thandi Aah Nah Bharein Kare Koi

Pyaar Mast Chudai Ka Hi Doosra Naam Hai
Jin Ka Ho Kaam Accha, Unko Chooton Ka Salaam Hain
Kaash Har Kissi Ko Bade Lund Ki Khushiyan Diya Kare Koi

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