Comedy Jokes

One-Hundred Dollar Bill Tattoo On Dick

One Day A Man Goes To A Tattoo Artist And Says

Man: “I’d Like You To Tattoo A One-Hundred Dollar Bill Onto My Dick.

The Tattoo Artist Is Surprised And Ask: “Well, That Could Hurt A Lot. Why Would You Want A 100 Dollar Bill On Your Dick?

The Man Answer: “Actually There Are Three Reasons

  • I Like To Watch My Money Grow
  • I Like To Play With My Money
  • And Next Time My Wife Wants To Blow A-Hundred Bucks She Won’t Have To Leave The House!”

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