Lund Ek Suvidha

Aapko Diya Gaya Lund Ek Suvidha Hai Na Ki Aapka Adhikar, Uska Upyog Chodne Mein Karein Na Ki Muth Marney Mein, Saujanya Se Lcc (Lund Care Center) Janhit Mein Jari

India Is The Only Place

India Is The Only Place Where Anyone Driving Fast Than You Is “Saala Bose D Ka”. Anyone Driving Slow Then You Is “Saala Chutiya” And Anyone Driving Parallel To You Is “Benchod Baap Se Race Laga Raha Hai“

Gujarati Wife Diwali Jokes

દીવાળી ના દીવસો ની શનિ, રવિ ની રજા….!—————————— wife કહે :”લો, ચા પી ને તરત આપેરાસીટામોલ ગળી લ્યો.” Husband : “કેમ? મને કાંઈ તાવ નથી આવ્યો” Wife : “તો પછી ડાયજીન લઈ લો” Husband : “અરે યાર, મને ગેસ ટ્રબલ પણ નથી” Wife : “તો પછી પુદિનહરા તો લઇ જ લો એનાથી તમને સારું લાગશે”…… Continue reading Gujarati Wife Diwali Jokes

Santa Is Really A SmartAss

A Sardar (Santa), A German And A Pakistani Got Arrested Consuming Alcohol Which Is A Severe Offense In Saudi Arabia So For The Terrible Crime They Are All Sentenced 20 Lashes Each Of The Whip. As They Were Preparing For Their Punishment, The Sheik Announced: “It’s My First Wife’s Birthday Today, And She Has Asked…… Continue reading Santa Is Really A SmartAss