Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne bola hai.

Son : Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne bola hai.

Father: Kyun, kya hua?

Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?

Father : Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha hai kya?

Son : Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola. ??

NEXT DAY…
Son : Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?

Father : Nahi.

Son : Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milne ko bola hai.

Father : Kyun, kya hua?

Son : PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…

Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?!

Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola.??

NEXT DAY…
Son : Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?

Father : Nahi.

Son : Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai.

Father : Ab kya ho gaya?

Son : Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha. Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Urdu teacher the.

Father : Ab Urdu teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?

Son : Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
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