Son : Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne bola hai.
Father: Kyun, kya hua?
Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7×9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9×7 kitna hota hai?
Father : Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha hai kya?
Son : Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola. ??
NEXT DAY…
Son : Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?
Father : Nahi.
Son : Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milne ko bola hai.
Father : Kyun, kya hua?
Son : PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo, fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo…
Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?!
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola.??
NEXT DAY…
Son : Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?
Father : Nahi.
Son : Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai.
Father : Ab kya ho gaya?
Son : Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha. Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Urdu teacher the.
Father : Ab Urdu teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?
Son : Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
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