Girlfriend texted, “Nobody at home. Come soon”. You ran faster than Usain Bolt, only to find her house locked. She was right, Nobody was at home, like literally.

That’s KLPD, K- Khada (Erect)
L- Yup that little guy hanging in between your legs or floating inside your mind (depending on your sex or orientation). Sounds similar to ठंड / Winter.
P- Pee (on)
D- Danda (Stick)
It’s like when you are 1000% horny but 5Gb 1080p Sunny Leonie shows downloading error after 99.99%
The Meaning of KLPD is very simple…😌
It’s a movie name..😜
K=Kismat😇
L=Love😍
P=Paisa🤑
D=Dilli😷
Kismet Love Paisa Dilli is a 2012 Bollywood comedy thriller film directed by Sanjay Khanduri. The film features Vivek Oberoi opposite Malika Sherawat in lead roles. It was released on 5 October 2012
I know when you are asking this question, you also know the answer of this short form.
K – Khade
L – You can think in your in your mind
P – Par (ON)
D – Dhokha (Ditch)