BF GF Jokes

What do you mean by KLPD?

Girlfriend texted, “Nobody at home. Come soon”. You ran faster than Usain Bolt, only to find her house locked. She was right, Nobody was at home, like literally.

That’s KLPD, K- Khada (Erect)

L- Yup that little guy hanging in between your legs or floating inside your mind (depending on your sex or orientation). Sounds similar to ठंड / Winter.

P- Pee (on)

D- Danda (Stick)

It’s like when you are 1000% horny but 5Gb 1080p Sunny Leonie shows downloading error after 99.99%

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