What do you mean by KLPD?

Girlfriend texted, “Nobody at home. Come soon”. You ran faster than Usain Bolt, only to find her house locked. She was right, Nobody was at home, like literally.

That’s KLPD, K- Khada (Erect)

L- Yup that little guy hanging in between your legs or floating inside your mind (depending on your sex or orientation). Sounds similar to ठंड / Winter.

P- Pee (on)

D- Danda (Stick)

It’s like when you are 1000% horny but 5Gb 1080p Sunny Leonie shows downloading error after 99.99%

2 Comments

  • The Meaning of KLPD is very simple…😌

    It’s a movie name..😜

    K=Kismat😇

    L=Love😍

    P=Paisa🤑

    D=Dilli😷

    Kismet Love Paisa Dilli is a 2012 Bollywood comedy thriller film directed by Sanjay Khanduri. The film features Vivek Oberoi opposite Malika Sherawat in lead roles. It was released on 5 October 2012

  • I know when you are asking this question, you also know the answer of this short form.

    K – Khade

    L – You can think in your in your mind

    P – Par (ON)

    D – Dhokha (Ditch)

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