Girlfriend texted, “Nobody at home. Come soon”. You ran faster than Usain Bolt, only to find her house locked. She was right, Nobody was at home, like literally.
That’s KLPD, K- Khada (Erect)
L- Yup that little guy hanging in between your legs or floating inside your mind (depending on your sex or orientation). Sounds similar to ठंड / Winter.
P- Pee (on)
D- Danda (Stick)
It’s like when you are 1000% horny but 5Gb 1080p Sunny Leonie shows downloading error after 99.99%